speaking of square pegs....

I often find myself quite strange, and don't fit...

I guess it's not as uncommon amongst human beings vs what I thought was uniquely mine years ago...

my self-esteem is doing pretty good so I am NOT feeling BAD about being strange and weird anymore...and I like that(the NOT feeling Bad part, that is)...

but, I still feel STRANGE and DON'T FIT...not in a negative way...just that I am STRANGE...and I really DO ponder and cogitate about my SANITY sometimes....

I think about a lot of odd things...for example, my post about fazed book and mime space. Who in their normal minds would think about stuff like that?

I have been told that I am funny but I really don't think I am...while I DO crack myself up, I often thought my brand of humor odd and out of place...

And I do often wonder, who in their RIGHT mind WOULD think that I am funny?? When I post about weird stuff(which is almost everything), I am often intrigued and flattered whenever people would think that I am funny...

but the part that I am most appreciative of all, is that I DON'T feel too strange whenever I get such a message. I then feel like, hey, there's at least ONE person out there, that GETS me!! And that really makes me feel like I am NOT alone...

And luckily, quite a few people have been getting me...
(my wife is one of my biggest fans, she laughs at almost anything that I say...LOL)

my dad was quite humorous, but because of our broken relationship, I really never appreciated his humor until.... posthumously...(it's quite an irony the way that last part sounded)

I am big into malapropism (some might call it Dogberryism or acyrologia)...

Archie Bunker used it a lot as well as Gilda Radner...
(case in point, or point in case, I like to use "Arching Bonkers" and I love Bawawa Wawa)

I often in my writings can't help but use Malapropism...such as using "rectumfy" instead of "rectify"

I also am big into Eggcornism...

I love saying "Ewe Knighted Steaks of a Merry Car" and when I say that out loud in a conversation. I usually just get the blank stares but I love it...LOL

the great thing about malapropism and eggcornism, for me, is that they never really get old. I can read the same phrase again and again and find it funny each time. While I may NOT laugh as loud each time. I would still smile...

I also like to use "Trademarknisms" LOL

like if I was to write something that has been Registered, copyrighted, or trademarked, I usually would include the symbols behind it.

such as, "the sky was so blew two date, it brought out the twinkies® in Hurr I's" (a hybrid of mal, egg,and trade-isms[I said -ism, not -ist...don't YOU -ist me!!])

today, I was joking around with some good friends (a bunch of women who were claiming that they are NOT pregnant as GOOD news...)

I was very tempted to use "Good Juice" or "Good Jews" but wondered if that would offend a Florida Orange grower or one of my dear Jewish friends...

I try not to offend. I pick on my own accent and my own ethnic background..I know there are people very sensitive to that.

My brothers, for example, are quite sensitive to the ethnic jokes of Asians where it doesn't bother me.

Fluctuations...doesn't bother me.
Flied Lice? Funny to me

I am self-defecating...yes...I am....

but I digest...

I can totally turn some master piece literature into bastard pizza crap and I've done it. Maybe I'll be grave enough to sheer them one day....at least, I'll a mouse myself with it...LOL

I even use ethnic acronymism sometimes...

such as LOL (which means laugh out loud), I have in the past, used ROR (because I find it funny that a lot of Asians use "R" instead of "L" and I would use ROR for Raugh out roud, don't get annoyed yet, my own mother does that and you don't think I'd pick on my mother, would you?)

the truth of the matter is, that it IS true...that people DO have accents and that they ARE funny...I don't think it is funny when we pick on them DIRECTLY, now, that WOULD be cruel....and I would never do that, not even behind their backs...

I do think it is funny when it is generalized, though and I would never NAME somebody directly in my teases unless I know they are comfortable with it.

Anyways, that's my own comfort level. I am NOT here to offend anyone...and if anyone feels offended. Please feel free to turn me off...LOL

anyways, back to my friends, that group of haughty women...LOLOL

as they were saying that them being NOT pregnant being "good news"

I had wrote that I was pregnant and that's good news...

I also played around with "Octo-mom" you know, that lady with Octopus...I mean, Octuplets... I've likened her more like a Squid-mom....

I called myself "Hexa-dad" cause I would be given birth to Hexagons....LMAO....

I guess I'll post part of what I wrote:

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I am pregnant with hexagons

I have already been contacted for a reality show:

" Hexa-dad, life with voodoo children!!"

the producers told me that I will become a very IMPOTENT person and then have two more children so that I will rival "Kong and Cake Plus Ate!!"

How's that for binary great news!! (well, if you count each -gons as one...then, it's hepatary news!!)

My producers also told me that my show will be on "Prime Time" on ABC opposite
"Squid Mom" and "Kong and Cake plus Ate"

da wife and I have already named all six kids:

"Line" we're hoping he/she will walk straight and fine

"Two Sided" we have a feeling he/she will be wishy washy

"Triangle" we think he/she will be a biologist that likes to dissect or maybe a Chemist that will create some new drug "High Pot Noose"

"Square" whose middle name will be "Peg" (but hopefully will not be "Married, with Children" for a long long time!)

"Pentagon" we have high hopes for, that he/she will be the next President of the You Knighted Stakes of A Merry Car...(at least a General)

"Hexagon" this is the one we're going to have to worry about while we hide all dolls and pins from him/her...

to top it all off, we're getting a parrot that we'll be naming: Polly-gon

Ti-Vo, DVR, VCR(if you're old school)

we're hoping for highest beratings in our time splot....

my OB/URL (obstetrician/Urologist)has informed that I am on my third semester and it all looks good. The Amoebacentesis came out well...all the chrome platesomes look good and and amnesiatic fluids are fine.

The children will be very forgetful, it seems, but that might be a plus...

he's also assured me that the birth won't be too painful like the kidney stones....and that's a HUGE plus pour moi...whew...

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Yeah, that's HOW weird I think I am....but it best describes my brain and how it woks...LOL (yeah, I said woks instead of works, relax, will ya?)

alrighty, it's almost 3am and I am in desparate need to find a way to get some sleep...these sleepless nights aren't great for someone who needs a lot of rest post surgery....LOL

another yak, another night...til then, hoppy trailers, again...(see, I can't sto(o)p...)