stop "-ist" me!!!!

has anyone noticed that there are a lot of -ists these days??

I always seem to be a magnet for these "-ists"...

opening the door for a woman , got glared by a feminist (would call her a lady but might get decked)

terrified of flying, because of the terrorists...

need to get some medicine, need a pharmacist..

they can't make the drugs, without a chemist...

he said white powDer? Was called a racist...

getting work 2/3rd done, sneered by a perfectionist...

accidentally stared at a girl's boobs, coined as a sexist... (was really looking at her pin, honIst!!)

I'd like to slap her silly, but that would make me a chauvinist...

thought I'd head to the beach, to think about being an empiracalist...

tried to fly a kite, laughed by a physicist...

maybe not empirical, more of a transcendentalist...

grew some grey hair, looked down by an ageist...

that really gets my go, I am now his antagonist

as I age I am told, go see a protoclogist...

aye yi yi, remind me not to be a scatologist...

those California fires, started by arsonist(s)....

the gov't ridiculed , by the cartoonist(s)....

some don't consider them, true artist(s)

who the critics think they are? bunch of no good elitist(s)

I had a roommate, who was a facist

he protested a lot, and was an activist

what used to be communists...are now called socialists....

I tried to very hard to avoid, I tried hard to res-ist...

but never could I, run from these pain in the ass-ists....

and wouldn't you know it, I'd never be forunate enough....

because I have never been able, to run into a nudist...

(these are the kind of things I think of at 4:30am when I am hungry and don't want to eat anything in the fridge and am refusing to take my pain medicines...LOL)

(should I put a copy right on this one?? what the heckit...
(© 2009 : Ed F.) (written today, right now, dammit...)