has anyone noticed that there are a lot of -ists these days??
I always seem to be a magnet for these "-ists"...
opening the door for a woman , got glared by a feminist (would call her a lady but might get decked)
terrified of flying, because of the terrorists...
need to get some medicine, need a pharmacist..
they can't make the drugs, without a chemist...
he said white powDer? Was called a racist...
getting work 2/3rd done, sneered by a perfectionist...
accidentally stared at a girl's boobs, coined as a sexist... (was really looking at her pin, honIst!!)
I'd like to slap her silly, but that would make me a chauvinist...
thought I'd head to the beach, to think about being an empiracalist...
tried to fly a kite, laughed by a physicist...
maybe not empirical, more of a transcendentalist...
grew some grey hair, looked down by an ageist...
that really gets my go, I am now his antagonist
as I age I am told, go see a protoclogist...
aye yi yi, remind me not to be a scatologist...
those California fires, started by arsonist(s)....
the gov't ridiculed , by the cartoonist(s)....
some don't consider them, true artist(s)
who the critics think they are? bunch of no good elitist(s)
I had a roommate, who was a facist
he protested a lot, and was an activist
what used to be communists...are now called socialists....
I tried to very hard to avoid, I tried hard to res-ist...
but never could I, run from these pain in the ass-ists....
and wouldn't you know it, I'd never be forunate enough....
because I have never been able, to run into a nudist...
(these are the kind of things I think of at 4:30am when I am hungry and don't want to eat anything in the fridge and am refusing to take my pain medicines...LOL)
(should I put a copy right on this one?? what the heckit...
(© 2009 : Ed F.) (written today, right now, dammit...)
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