Deep Thought(s): 09/09/09

I've read quite a bit of articles today that 09/09/09 is going to be (well, it's almost 12am here) magical.

I think it is, because I am having quite a bit of deep thoughts today....

one of them:

Does the humerus find the funny bone hilarious? And vice versa?

My JOCKular and testicular bones think so...

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rumor has it that Google (play on Googol) and Apple might merge to form "cloud computing"

computing on clouds....I hope they don't plan on wiping too many butts that will buy into their platform...

I actually kind of like the idea. The idea of all the softwares and applications on a central internet computer while all we have to do, is buy a base computer and connect it to the internet.

No more worrying about extra harddrives, no more worrying about downloading another program or anti-virus program or word processor program or ANY programs.

but, they'd better be good, because all the information will be on the net, and it only takes ONE hacker to get through to it and access a butt-load of information.

Speaking of Googol, this base 8 system which is actually a base two system drives me bananas sometimes.

I have hard enough of a time working with the imperial system and converting them to a base 10 system. Working in this field (computer related), the base 8's make it quite interesting.

bits, bytes, and butts...I think that's deep thought...LOL

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I like Johnny Depp, I'd like to see him in a Main Stream movie where he plays a romantic leading man. He's playing too many weird characters(with the upcoming "Wonderland") and I'd like to see him do a couple of straight shooters. Maybe he can play a Mogul for Googol that goes goo goo ga ga....

Change the first "p" in Depp with an "e" and we get yet another "DeEp" thought....heh...

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Have been seeing this a lot, "We guarantee this product with a life time warranty"

whose life time?? I actually asked somebody that sold me a product a few months ago this question and they didn't know how to answer it.

Then he said, "well, the life time of this product..."

I then asked him, "and HOW LONG is this product expected to live?"

It was a relatively new electronics product....

I find it interesting that companies are offering "life time warranty" for products that have just came out and are untested....

it would be like a Pizza shop offering warranty for their pizza....

"We offer a life time warranty for this pizza, but once it goes past your digestive system, the warranty will be null and voided..."

caviar emptor!!

wait, not fish eggs, me moron!!

caveat empty!!

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Use the word "harpoon" in a daily normal sentence.

"yesterday, I went outside and I accidentally harpooned my neighbor's dog."

does anyone still "harpoon?????"

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I am really happy to read about NASA and the Space Shuttle finally able to head toward the space station, but....

what if nobody wants to be a garbage man and everyone become rocket scientists?

Every mother probably has told their kids to beomce a rocket scientist...that's great! But what if it becomes true??

Who will play Monday Night Football? Who will MAKE pizza?? Who will collect garbage??????

Most important of all, who's going to be "harpooning??????????!!!!!!"

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well, I guess this is it, my contribution to 09/09/09...I will NEVER have another day like this for the REST of my life...

and today, I spent most of it being sick and now posting deep thoughts, it's truly been magical, I guarantee this post with a life time warranty...